In his own evil words:
"Lord Vile is Austin's resident villain. From his Lair he and his Henchmen have been waging a war against complacency. He has chosen to appear at STAPLE! because he has a fondness for comic books and values independence in any field."
Lord Vile will be recruiting henchman and holding an evil rally at STAPLE! at 1pm in the Theater.
I for one am afraid.